THANK YOU
(via petit-tournesol)
yo America listen up
if we ever get the summer Olympics again here’s whats going down
80 foot tall American presidents fighting 80 foot tall Stan Lee villains
i’m talking Abe Lincoln taking down Loki in hand to hand combat
confetti?
FUCK THAT
apple pIES
7 BILLION APPLE PIES
(via mynameistumnus)
You know what’s kind of beautiful?
Omg I can’t evenIn French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
in america we don’t say i love you 4ever we say i love you 5ever (dat means more then 4evr).
‘MURICA!
(via eatyourheartoutfreud)
A fried dollar
this is the most american thing i’ve ever seen
oh my god
MEERRRRRCCCAAAA F YEAH!!!!!!!! #1!!!!!
Tasty and legal tender for all debts, public, private, and caloric.
DON’T TREAD ON ME.
^^^^OMG YES
Fry everything.
With butter.
For ‘Murica.
Because patriotism.
(via literati-immortalis)
Scumbag USA
by Ministry of Truth at Daily Kos
If you’re tired of the never ending diarrhea of “family values” hatery dispelled in this country, you may find a commiserator in this post.
“America is a melting pot, it always has been. We are a multi-cultural amalgamation of all kinds of people, and yet you still demonize everyone who is not a rich, white, heterosexual christian male or his submissive and obedient wife.”
“America is NOT the religiously extremist Foxbots who hate science, elitist professors and having a vibrant and meaningful sex life with someone we love if Rick Santorum doesn’t approve of it. Rick Santorum isn’t running for America’s fucking high school dance chaperone, he should probably just shut the hell up about sex, but he can’t because he has nothing else to run on.”
Don’t you just love America? The land where everyone is free to be as stupid and intolerant as they desire.
“My country tis of thee….sweet land of <redacted>”
“This week, the United States Senate passed S. 1867 also known as the National Defense Authorization Act including sections 1031 and 1032 which authorize the military to arrest and indefinitely detain American citizens without trial or charge.”
There goes the neighborhood.
I just love America. It is the best. With this, SOPA, and police cracking down on peaceful protests, we’re just drowning in freedom. It’s not like the entire Bill of Rights is being violated or anything.
Artist Jason Heuser Creates Alternate Bad-Ass United States History
Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
(via nofearrocketeer)
LOL so true.
“I shouldn’t have to do that. I’m American.” ROFL.
